“Both me and my friend received our blank envelope full of truffles within a few days of ordering. We decided to eat half a portion straight away and walk to the centre of the small village near the coast of England in which we live. Within an hour of our hike I felt a happy push in every cell of my body. The world around me appeared to intense, more vivid, and utterly magical. I felt like this was the normal way to see and that our everyday reality is the true illusion. I am quite an analyser, but in this state of mind all interest in thinking was lost. On Hollandia truffles the mystery of my existence is no longer a problem that needs to be solved, it is a reality to be experienced. And experiencing is what we did for six hours straight. We laughed our balls off and decided to share the second portion asap.
Two days later we visited London and after a heavy night of drinking we ate the rest of our truffles for breakfast. The half portion kicked in within 10 minutes. This time it was way more intense. I was hallucinating like there was no tomorrow and the only words I could utter were “dude”, “duuuuuude” and “duuuuuuuuuuuude I’m tripping balls” . When the sun shined over the busy streets of London patterns formed all around us and we barely made it to the park. It was when we walked into the shifting green fields and tunnels of foliage that my friend became sick and puked her brains out. “This is it,” she said, “I’m done with shrooms.” I felt a bit nauseous as well so we decided to get out of the park and eat something more substantial than truffles. We went to one of the best restaurants in town and ordered a McChicken, fries, and coffee. We thoroughly loved the artwork on the wall and we started to enjoy ourselves.
The depictions of London streets were painted in exactly the matter as I perceived London that day. When we walked around town with filled bellies we had to stop on every street corner to make sure that we were really seeing what we were seeing. No words can describe the world we were in. It was beautiful, peaceful, and we felt at home. We walked all day till the sunlight was replaced with streetlight. At the end of the day our
vomiting adventurer that swore off magic truffles eight hours earlier, proclaimed that she was going to *literally* trip across the world with a backpack full of truffles. I would love to join her.
All in all I highly recommend the hollandia truffles to everyone. You are in for an experience to remember.”