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Magic Mushroom Dips

A guide on how to make dips from magic mushrooms

There are many ways to enjoy magic mushrooms. One fun way is to create psychedelic mushroom dips to pair them with your favorite chips!

Making homemade dip out of magic mushrooms is cheaper, fun, and better for you. Here are some psychedelic dip recipes that are guaranteed to add excitement the next time you open a bag of chips.

Hallucinogenic Garlic Lime Hummus

Hummus is a staple for college students and hipsters. It’s found in almost every fridge and are always cleared from shelves within a week of restocking. They come in a variety of flavors but did you know you can make hummus with a psychedelic twist?

Here’s how you can make hallucinogenic hummus!

 

Ingredients:

  • ½ pound of dried chick peas (picked over, soaked, and drained)
  • ¼ cup tahini
  • 1 tablespoon chopped garlic
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 2 to 4 tablespoons fresh lime juice
  • 8 grams of dried magic mushrooms

Instructions:

  1. Put the chick peas in a crockpot and cook on low heat for 1 – 4 hours or until they become easy to mush.
  2. Drain the beans.
  3. Place the cooked chick peas, tahini, garlic, olive oil, and dried magic mushrooms in a food processor until you achieve a smooth mixture.
  4. Add lime juice and blend.
  5. Store in a cool, dry place.

This recipe serves 8 and is the perfect for carrots, Ritz crackers, cucumbers, pretzel sticks, wheat thins, pita bread, black bean chips and bagel chips!

Psychedelic Seven Layer Dip

This is your best friend come football season. Imagine a layer of beans with chiles and other seasonings, plus a dose of magic mushrooms goodness shoveled into your mouth by a tortilla chip.

 

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups of cooked pinto beans
  • 2 tablespoon of taco seasoning mix
  • ¼ cup sour cream
  • ¼ cup Greek yogurt
  • ½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
  • 1 small, diced tomato
  • ¼ cup diced bell pepper
  • ¼ cup chopped jalapeno pepper
  • 3 tablespoons chopped cilantro
  • 2 tablespoons sliced black olives
  • 8 grams of fresh magic mushrooms

Instructions:

  1. Mash the beans until you get a smooth texture. Add 1 tablespoon of taco seasoning mix.
  2. Get another bowl. Combine the sour cream, Greek yogurt and another tablespoon of taco seasoning mix.
  3. Place the fresh magic mushrooms in a food processor until smooth.
  4. Spread the beans on the bottom layer of the bowl.
  5. Spread the cream mixture on top of the beans.
  6. Add a very thin layer of the mushed magic mushroom on top.
  7. Sprinkle the cheese over the sour cream.
  8. Sprinkle the remaining layers: peppers, olives, and cilantro.
  9. Serve with tortilla chips.

In under fifteen minutes, you would have prepared a psychedelic seven layer dip that can send 8 people on an otherworldly journey!

Shroomy Sour Cream Chip Dip

This recipe is perfect for parties!

Ingredients:

  • 16 ounces sour cream
  • 2 tablespoons dried minced onion
  • 1 tablespoon dried dill weed
  • 2 teaspoons dried parsley
  • 1 tablespoon garlic salt
  • 8 grams of dried magic mushrooms

Instructions:

  1. Grind the dried magic mushrooms until they become a fine powder.
  2. Combine all the ingredients in a bowl until well blended.
  3. Chill in the refrigerator for an hour.
  4. Store in an airtight container.

And just like that, you have the perfect dip for potato chips that will last up to a week.

Spinach Dip for Healthy Psychonauts

Most dips are “unhealthy” but the healthier alternatives, like the spinach dip, can be just as tasty! Infuse a dose of your favorite magic mushrooms and you’re all set!

Ingredients:

  • 10 ounces of frozen spinach (thawed and drained)
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 medium shallot, finely chopped
  • ½ teaspoon paprika
  • 8 ounces cream cheese
  • ¾ cup heavy cream
  • ½ teaspoon kosher salt
  • ¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 10 grams of chopped fresh magic mushrooms

Instructions:

  1. Squeeze as much liquid from the spinach as possible. Set aside.
  2. Melt butter in a medium pan over medium-high heat.
  3. Sauté shallot for 3-5 minutes.
  4. Stir in paprika and cook until fragrant.
  5. Add spinach, cream cheese, cream, salt, and pepper while stirring.
  6. After achieving the desired consistency, remove from heat for 10 minutes.
  7. Stir in the magic mushrooms.
  8. Store in an airtight container and chill.

You can throw this healthy dip together in a flash so you can trip with your guests even when they arrive unexpectedly!

Golden Topped Artichoke Dip

Do you have canned artichokes, mayonnaise and some Parm in your kitchen? Add in some golden tops or Psilocybin cubensis and you can turn a bland plate of crackers into a party!

Ingredients:

  • 2 14-ounce cans of water-packed artichokes, drained
  • 8 ounces of grated Parmesan cheese
  • 1 cup of mayonnaise
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • 10 grams of ground dried magic mushrooms

Instructions:

  1. Chop the drained artichokes
  2. Mix the chopped artichokes, grated parmesan cheese, and mayonnaise in a microwave-proof baking dish.
  3. Microwave on high heat for 5 minutes.
  4. Add salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste while mixing.
  5. Sprinkle the dried magic mushrooms on top.

Who knew you can pair magic mushrooms with crackers and sliced bread?

Explosive Psychoactive Jalapeno Dip

This is a fantastic way to blend the starchy taste of magic mushrooms with the blazing jalapeno

Ingredients:

  • 16 ounces of cream cheese
  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • ½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
  • 4 ounces chopped green chilies
  • 4 ounces diced jalapeno peppers
  • ½ cup shredded Parmesan cheese
  • ½ cup seasoned bread crumbs
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 20 grams of ground dried magic mushrooms

Instructions:

  1. In a large bowl, beat the cream cheese, mayonnaise, cheddar, chilies, peppers and ¼ cup Parmesan until blended.
  2. Spoon the mixture into a baking dish.
  3. Combine the bread crumbs, oil and remaining parmesan.
  4. Sprinkle over cheese mixture.
  5. Bake for 20-25 minutes at 350°
  6. Sprinkle the dried magic mushrooms.

This makes 16 servings of spicy jalapeno dip laced with psilocybin! This is perfectly served with corn chips, tortilla chips or butter crackers!

These recipes will let you enjoy magic mushrooms in a different way!

What are you waiting for? Add some magic mushrooms to your kitchen today!

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